me: baby, come over.
bf: i can’t, i’m stuck on summoner’s rift.
me: my parents arent home.
if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me
you had to huh
Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead